its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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