so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she told me i tasted like america
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
should my penis look like a turkey
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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