S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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