Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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