I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
