Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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