Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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