the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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