S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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