Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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