I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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