# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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