i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
two words...techno handjob
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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