My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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