I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
