He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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