don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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