Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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