White coat. Heels.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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