i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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