I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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