You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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