I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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