i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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