i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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