So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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