Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
