4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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