I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
