My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
