you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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