But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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