rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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