Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i think im in europe. pls send help
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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