I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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