stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just forgot I was standing up.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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