I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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