My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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