I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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