super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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