just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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