No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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