Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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