you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
