He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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