If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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