after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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