When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
