I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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