my soul wont recognize me after tonight
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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