Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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