Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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