Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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