There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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